Book me for yr live shows. Standard cost plus postage or travel...whichever works out the more humane option, I'm far from a first class human but can be squeezed real small if you trust the post office.
20-30 minute set
Returns and Refund Policy
I will return of my own violition to Bristol. Unfortunately I cannot offer refunds for my existence unless my existence is placed in doubt or I don't turn up to your show.
I am content to be shipped in the cheapest manner possible so earlier bookings are preferable in order to save you costs. If you are intending on posting me, please include airholes, a few light snacks and if possible some reading material